Oh man, I am in A MOOD TODAY.
It came out of nowhere, I swear it. The day started out fine. I was getting ready to go and I noticed that I could not feel the back of my piercing on my face.
Lo & behold, it is beginning to grow in.
A few weeks ago, I had this nonsense that every other day, the ball kept coming out. Which was odd because I had the same piece of jewellery in for like, six years. I lost the ball, found it, tried to put it back in and lost it again. I found another ball and that one also came out.
I went to Ragnarok and I joked to the woman that worked there that it felt like Magneto had some sort of grudge against me and was pulling my metal out of my face.
The two replacements I bought that day also were lost.
I found one last piece of jewellery on the bottom of my little china box of treasures (that once belonged to my grandmother). It came as part of a set from eBay but I was desperate.
Now it is grown into my face.
I tried like hell to get it out. Guess what?
I cannot unscrew it.
a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result.
I screamed very lowly “fuuuuuuuuuckk yoooooouuuuu” and thought how little any of this was worth it. I stomped my feet and acted like a horrible child. I picked at the damn piercing and got the metal cutters.
Yeah, I did.
They only made the piercing more swollen and my face red and angry. I had already had my makeup on so now I looked like a raccoon.
“NOTHING EVER WORKS OUT FOR ME FUCKING HELL WHAT DID I EVER DO TO
DESERVE THIS SHIT”
Well, first of all, you put cheap body jewellery in your face from eBay you dumb shit.
And yeah, not much goes your way but you would be hard-pressed to find someone that everything did go their way so quit your whining.
I kicked the door (with open-toed sandals) and continued ranting about how I did nothing right, how unlucky I was and even the guys in my life that liked me were either married so unavailable and mentally ill so also unavailable and the one I want is both married and emasculated to the obvious absence of psychological well-being.
AND ALL I WANTED WAS AN ICE CREAM.
(…but I do not even like ice cream)