Wed. May 18th, 2022

Earth signs are no joke. Every time I have been involved with one there is an immediate issue. Ownership problems, self-righteousness or plain argumentativeness that is just over-the-top.


I was getting bitched at for mentioning that my Snapchat was getting annoying (I got like ten people messaging me at once) and when I had explained that I made the compromise to return there because I was not on any of the other apps my friends used, this is the reply I got.

I have spent 50% of our conversations defending my positions on any given topic. It is exhausting. At the very same time, he is charming and very interesting.

The hallmark of a Capricorn. He will give me all of his attention.

No smoke screens, no bullshit.

You want to say, “but darling, astrology does not mean anything!”

Uh-huh. Sure thing. I have never gotten on properly with a Taurus or a Virgo either. Water signs are slightly better. Air signs are best (Aquarius and Geminis before Libras please) and fire (Aries, Sagittarius, Leo) signs are better but the other placements matter too. The rising & moon plus Venus all matter until they do not.

You could have the best placements and be a complete asshat.