cats are weird. they love on you for days and then suddenly you cannot find them. you shake their food bowl and they have disappeared. you know they are around, the food is being eaten. you can hear them walking around. but are they on your lap? nope. and you know they will not be until they are damn good and ready to be loved.
you know that if you want consistent love, you should get a dog. but that is annoying and you know it.
i mean, so is this but you are going to brush your teeth and ignoring it. like you always do.